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Blink and they’re gone. The Fast as F*ck tag is made for the gremlins, the off-leash escape artists and hallway drag racers. They’re fast. They know it. You’ll never catch them.

Hand stamped with their name and your number on the back.

Handmade in LA, possibly mid-zoomie.

 

Material:

  • Aluminum – Ultra-lightweight and rust-proof. Built for speed.

  • Includes a sturdy split ring for easy attachment to your dog’s collar.

 

🔔 Please Note
Every tag is hand stamped — placement may vary slightly, like your dog’s path through the yard.
Watch for an email confirmation — I may need additional info to complete your order.
Tag ring = for ID only. Don’t use it for a leash, no matter how fast they are.

Fast as Fuck Dog Tag

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