Cut the fluff. The Fucking Lost tag is brutally honest — just in case your dog bolts without a plan (again). Equal parts funny and functional.
Stamped with your dog’s name and your phone number on the back.
Handmade in LA with love and sass.
 
Now Featuring Extra Thick Gauge Metal!
Built to last through unplanned jogs, mysterious journeys, and guilt-fueled returns.
 
Materials:
Aluminum – Lightweight, rust-proof, and easygoing
Brass – Golden, loud, and exactly what this moment needs. Naturally patinas over time, but can be polished.
Includes a sturdy split ring for easy attachment to your dog’s collar.
 
Please Note:
Each tag is hand stamped — letter quirks come free with the chaos.
Look out for a confirmation email after purchase in case I need more info.
Not for leash attachment — just solid ID with attitude.