Here to Fuck Shit Up Dog Tag

Your dog enters the room and the vibe changes. This tag is for the certified chaos coordinating gremlin — barking, zooming, counter surfing, and knocking things over for fun. 
Hand stamped with your dog’s name and your phone number on the back.
Handmade in LA for dogs who take "bull in a china shop" as a compliment.
 
Now Featuring Extra Thick Gauge Metal!
Built for maximum mess-making. Thick, durable, and attitude-proof.
 
Materials
Aluminum – Lightweight, rust-proof, and ready for rampages.
Brass – Bold and bratty. Patinas with mischief or polishes back to sparkle.
Includes a sturdy split ring for easy attachment to your dog’s collar.
 
🔔 Please Note
Every tag is hand stamped, so letter spacing may be slightly wild — just like your dog.
After ordering, check your email for confirmation — I may reach out with questions.
Not for leash attachment — this tag brings chaos, not control.