Kind of a Dick Dog Tag

This one’s for the barky, bratty, biscuit-stealing, middle-of-the-night-barking-for-no-reason kind of pup we still love endlessly.
Stamped with your dog’s name on your phone number on the back.
Made in LA for the lovable jerk you’d never live without.
 
Now Featuring Extra Thick Gauge Metal!
Thicker metal = better protection from daily drama. Built for eye rolls, chaos, and broken personal boundaries.
 
Materials
Choose from:
Aluminum – Lightweight, hypoallergenic, and drama-proof.
Brass – Bold, bratty, and ages with character.
Each tag comes with a split ring for easy attachment.
 
🔔 Please Note
Hand stamped with love (and judgment). Slight letter wonkiness = part of the charm.
After ordering, check your email — I’ll follow up if I need anything.
Do not use the tag ring for a leash — even if your dog thinks they’re in charge.