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Funny dog tag that says "fucking perfect"

Fucking Perfect Dog ID Tag

$21.98Price

Your dog is flawless and they know it. The Fucking Perfect tag is for dogs with main character energy, perfect chaos, and zero apologies. Bark louder — they’ve earned it.

Hand stamped with your dog’s name and your number on the back.

Handmade in LA for the dogs who light up a room (and sometimes pee in it).

 

Now Featuring Extra Thick Gauge Metal!
We made it thicker so it could match your dog’s ego — and survive the compliments.

 

Materials:

  • Aluminum – Lightweight, hypoallergenic, and always on point

  • Brass – Warm, golden, and full of attitude (like your dog) Naturally patinas over time, but can be polished.

  • Includes a sturdy split ring for easy attachment to your dog’s collar.

 

Please Note:
Each tag is hand stamped, so slight imperfections add to the charm.
You’ll receive a follow-up email after ordering if I have personalization questions — please check your inbox or spam folder.
Tag ring is for ID purposes only — not for leash attachment.

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    Please double check personalization information. Once an item is stamped, I can't make changes to it.

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