Fucking Perfect Dog ID Tag
Your dog is flawless and they know it. The Fucking Perfect tag is for dogs with main character energy, perfect chaos, and zero apologies. Bark louder — they’ve earned it.
Hand stamped with your dog’s name and your number on the back.
Handmade in LA for the dogs who light up a room (and sometimes pee in it).
Now Featuring Extra Thick Gauge Metal!
We made it thicker so it could match your dog’s ego — and survive the compliments.
Materials:
Aluminum – Lightweight, hypoallergenic, and always on point
Brass – Warm, golden, and full of attitude (like your dog) Naturally patinas over time, but can be polished.
- Includes a sturdy split ring for easy attachment to your dog’s collar.
Please Note:
Each tag is hand stamped, so slight imperfections add to the charm.
You’ll receive a follow-up email after ordering if I have personalization questions — please check your inbox or spam folder.
Tag ring is for ID purposes only — not for leash attachment.
Important! Read before ordering
Please double check personalization information. Once an item is stamped, I can't make changes to it.

