Your dog is flawless and they know it. The Fucking Perfect tag is for dogs with main character energy, perfect chaos, and zero apologies. Bark louder — they’ve earned it.
Hand stamped with your dog’s name and your number on the back.
Handmade in LA for the dogs who light up a room (and sometimes pee in it).
 
Now Featuring Extra Thick Gauge Metal!
We made it thicker so it could match your dog’s ego — and survive the compliments.
 
Materials:
Aluminum – Lightweight, hypoallergenic, and always on point
Brass – Warm, golden, and full of attitude (like your dog) Naturally patinas over time, but can be polished.
Includes a sturdy split ring for easy attachment to your dog’s collar.
 
Please Note:
Each tag is hand stamped, so slight imperfections add to the charm.
You’ll receive a follow-up email after ordering if I have personalization questions — please check your inbox or spam folder.
Tag ring is for ID purposes only — not for leash attachment.