My Dog and I Talk Sh*t About You – Funny Personalized Dog Lover Keychain
Because sometimes, side-eye just isn’t enough.
This best-selling keychain is for the dog people who don’t fake the friendly. Stamped with the iconic phrase “My dog and I talk sh*t about you”, it’s a whole mood — and guaranteed to get laughs (and maybe a few nervous glances).
Shaped like a retro motel room key, this lightweight tag is the perfect gift for dog moms, dog dads, or anyone whose dog is their ride-or-die gossip buddy. Add a personal touch with a name or date stamped on the back, and you’ve got a sassy keepsake they’ll never take off their keys.
Why It’s a Best Seller:
• Stamped with a hilariously honest dog person mantra
• Classic 2” x 1” retro motel key tag shape
• Handcrafted and stamped one letter at a time
• Personalize the back with a name, date, or short message
• Comes in a reusable 100% cotton muslin pouch – ready to gift or keep
The Perfect Gift For:
• Dog lovers with a sense of humor
• Pet parents who are fluent in side-eye
• Your favorite chaotic bestie with a dog and no filter
• Yourself. Obviously.
Please Note:
Every keychain is handmade to order and hand-stamped, one character at a time. Slight variations in alignment or depth are totally normal and add to the charm — no mass production here, just personality.